Turtle Cracks (song)
January 19, 1995
By Gary Wittmann
Turtle, Turtle, what are you thinking about?
Turtle, Turtle sitting in the sun.
Turtle, Turtle, what are you thinking about?
Thinking about having a good day of fun.
Turtle was watching birds fly in the sky.
He was wondering why, why can’t I.
Turtle came up with a brilliant plan.
Bite a stick and hold on if you can.
Turtle asking to see the sun.
Turtle wanting to feel it warmth.
Asking the birds to fly him south.
But turtle couldn’t shut, shut his mouth.
Down, Down, Down to the ground he fell.
Right down through a wishing well.
Splash, Splash, Splash upon the wall.
Turtle rolled himself into a ball.
Turtle reached around to feel his back.
He felt great pains along the cracks.
Turtle embarrass to see his friends.
And that’s why Turtle’s crack, goes end to end.
Turtle, Turtle, What are you thinking about?
Turtle, Turtle sitting in the sun.
Turtle, Turtle, What are you thinking about?
Thinking about having a good day of fun.
